Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
Favorite joke, favorite counter-joke.
But I will end up with Less Stuff, so that is good. And more organized things. So. Good. But still. Unhappy.
These updates are like a checklist so you’ll have to bear with me while I suffer through this agony.
CLOSET AND BOOKS TODAY. KITCHEN AND EPHEMERA TOMORROW.
OBNOXIOUS THINGS I DON’T WANT TO PACK BUT DON’T WANT TO LEAVE, MONDAY.